This is not a poem but a piece that I have been working on and wanted to share.
Dear Vlad,
Hey great phone call the other today. Just the best. Couldn’t be better. We are going to do some great stuff, you and me. Can’t wait. Call me again soon!
Donnie
PS: be sure to use my cell number, you know how they can be over here!
Dear Donald:
Ah yes, it was very nice to hear from you and to hear about all of your plans. We will be very happy to assist you. Just remember Donald that it will always be better to check with me so that we can coordinate and work together. I was very glad to get the list of your possible appointments and I will get back to you soon on who might be a good choice.
Vladimir
PS: Yes, we will use your cell number. We have all the numbers so that will not be a problem.
Dear Donald:
We haven’t heard from you for a few days and I wanted to just send you a note to tell you how great a President you will be for us. You are a great man; a leader among leaders. You are tall and good looking and you are destined to be a king of all. We just want you to know that.
Most sincerely,
Vladimir
Dear Vlad!!
Oh, I’m sorry I have not written for a few days. They keep insisting that I go to meetings. Vlad, they have no idea of how great I am and how perfect this is going to be! No one understands me quite like you do Vlad. That is sad, so sad. But, at least I have you and you understand me. I want to say “thank you” for that. It means a great deal; it really, really does. I mean it. Big men with big ideas; that’s you and me!
Donnie
PS: The pipeline thingy here is a mess. There are a few loud mouths that want us to honor treaties someone says exist that were written a hundred years ago with a bunch of Indians who lived in teepees. Long time ago. Long time. No plumbing.
Dearest Donald,
You are such a great man. Your hands are even big; bigger than other men. You are full of virility. It can all be yours but you must act. We know you will, Donald. Don’t let old fashioned ideas or treaties stop you. You are the great man. People are watching and they worship you. Don’t worry about the old ideas. It is your day. You will make us great.
Most sincerely,
Vladimir
PS: That was a good idea to have your children run your business. It is good to keep your interests close to you. I have found that to be very helpful.
Vlad!
Hey great to hear from you. You are right of course, my hands are bigger than most; the biggest! And everything works! Works the best of any man. The best. Bigger. Works. Best. Big. I’m complete and a real package; that’s why women like me so much. Men are jealous. Hey, it’s just like you! Great picture riding that horse with your shirt off. Shows the world. We’re a team; you and me. Big, the best.
Donnie
Dear Donald:
Yes, we are on a team together. You are the big man and you are doing great. Again, do not worry about little people in houses made of skin. I certainly did not concern myself with those little countries around me. They belong to us and you and I will be together in all our work. You are winning Donald because you are a winner. Little people think little thoughts, Donald. You think big thoughts.
Vladimir
Dearest Vlad,
You are a dear friend. The dearest. If you had been born in Brooklyn, we could have played together and we would have ruled the streets. No one would have bullied us! I wonder about that sometimes…. I just
Don
Donald:
Let’s keep our eyes on the goal posts, Donald. You are great. People look up to you because you are tall. I’m behind you all the way.
Vladimir
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